PAST "JOKE OF THE WEEK"

• Two elderly gentlemen from a retirement center were sitting on a bench under a tree when one turns to the other and says: 'Slim, I'm 83 years old now and I'm just full of aches and pains. I know you're about my  age. How do you feel?' Slim says, 'I feel just like a newborn baby.' 'Really!?  Like a newborn baby!?'  

Yep.  No hair, no teeth, and I think I just wet my pants.'

Joke submitted by Don (have I got a joke for you) Sorensen 

If you want to stop Don and these "jokes", please submit one of your own.

He has to be stopped!

• What is the best form of birth-control after the age of 50?

nudity

(submitted by Elaine Blair)

An airline captain was breaking in a new blonde stewardess. The route they were flying had a layover in another city. Upon their arrival, the captain showed the stewardess the best place for airline personnel to eat, shop and stay overnight.

The next morning, as the pilot was preparing the crew for the day's route, he noticed the new stewardess was missing. He knew which room she was in at the hotel and called her up wondering what happened. She answered the phone, crying, and said she couldn't get out of her room. "You can't get out of your room?" the captain asked, "Why not?"

The stewardess replied: "There are only three doors in here," she sobbed, "one is the bathroom, one is the closet, and one has a sign on it that says 'Do Not Disturb'!"

(Joke submitted by a redhead)

Why can't the ghost cross the road?? -- >> B/C he has No gutts!!! 

When is the best time to go to the Dentist?  -->> Tooth thirty !!

(Joke submitted by Randy V)