Joke Of The Week

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SUBMIT A JOKE CONTEST

 Announcing the "SUBMIT A JOKE CONTEST" - OPEN TO ALL MEMBERS

Just submit a joke to the webman (Alan) and if you are the winner, your joke will appear as the

"JOKE OF THE WEEK"

and you will also be given the opportunity to submit a joke for the following week

LIMITED TIME OFFER

and if you act today, you can submit two jokes for the price of one

GOOD LUCK

(note: This contest is not endorsed by the Board of Directors and they will not take responsibility for really bad jokes.)

THIS WEEK'S JOKE

“ One Day a man was walking along a beach in California. He was very upset and depressed. He was cursing out the world. Then out of the sky a loud voice came. The man said GOD is that you?? The voice then replied, YES, my son it’s me, why are you so upset? Can I help you, let me grant you whatever you want if it will make you happy. So the man thought about it for a bit, and then replied back, I want you to build me a bridge from California to Hawaii  that way I can drive there any time I want to .  God then said are you sure about this, think about all the man power and time this would take to build. Isn’t there anything else I could grant you??? So the man thought some more, he then asked god to grant him the power to make him understand women.. he said I want to know what makes them happy, what makes them sad, what their thinking and how to please them…… Then there was a silence.. Finally God said back to the man… did you say you wanted 2 lanes or 4 lanes on that bridge??? “

(Joke submitted by Randy V)