Joke Of The Week

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SUBMIT A JOKE CONTEST

 Announcing the "SUBMIT A JOKE CONTEST" - OPEN TO ALL MEMBERS

Just submit a joke to the webman (Alan) and if you are the winner, your joke will appear as the

"JOKE OF THE WEEK"

and you will also be given the opportunity to submit a joke for the following week

LIMITED TIME OFFER

and if you act today, you can submit two jokes for the price of one

GOOD LUCK

(note: This contest is not endorsed by the Board of Directors and they will not take responsibility for really bad jokes.)

THIS WEEK'S JOKE

 

Aren't golfers wonderful people? A husband and wife are on the 9th green when suddenly she collapses from a heart attack! "Help me dear," she groans to her husband. The husband calls 911 on his cell phone, talks for a few minutes, picks up his putter and Lines up his putt. His wife raises her head off the green and stares at him.. "I'm dying here and you're putting?" "Don't worry dear," Says the husband calmly, "they found a doctor on the second Hole and he's coming to help you. "Well, how long will it take for him to get here?" she asks feebly. "No time at all," says her husband. "Everybody's already agreed to let him play through." (Submitted by Don S., a legendary golfer in his own mind)